Parody to "Meet Virginia" by Train Written by Irony-chan "MEET MISS LINA" She doesn't own a dress Her hair is always a mess If you catch her stealing, she won't confess She's beautiful Wrecks a town a day With a dragon slave But anyway Gourry don't care a thing about that, hey He thinks she's beautiful Meet Miss Lina She never compromises Loves treasures and surprises Wears no bra, or in a-cup sizes Ain't that beautiful Meet Miss Lina Well she wants to be a queen And she always makes a scene Never looks back where she's been Would you believe she is just fifteen? Her Daddy owns a shop she's told us Of her Mama we can only guess And her sister is a fine table waitress And is Ciephede's knight Here she is again on the road Doesn't like just to sit at home Her and Gourry go and roam Fight over the Sword of Light Meet Miss Lina Well she lives to get in fights She thinks bandits have no rights Never looks back where she's been Would you believe she is just fifteen? She's always hungry day or at night Never wrong, she's always right Her timing is quite unusual Never dwells on what is tragic And she's got a way with magic And the shape of her body, unusual Meet Miss Lina I hope I don't Meet Miss Lina Well she wants to be the queen And she always makes a scene Well she lives to get in fights She thinks bandits have no rights Never looks back where she's been Would you believe that she is just fifteen?