When I built my first Slayers website ever (sadly, it is not with us anymore... ;.;), all I really wanted was for people to enjoy it and respect my opinions. But soon, I realized that my wish was rather impossible, being that the Slayers Online Community was chock full of flamers who went ballistic whenever I supported a character/couple that they did not. Sure, it disapointed me... but then I decided to look at the bright side of things and let my sense of humor take over. ^_^ You have to admit, sometimes a flame can be pretty funny!

Note: I recieved some of these flames through my first Slayers website, way back in 1999. ^^; I *had* to feature them here; they were just too funny!

Mathew: WHY THE f%$#*@ DID U GIVE LINA RAINBOW HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!1 SHE LOOKS LIKE A $@*&!( CLOWN THAT WAY!!!!!!!!!!! @!#*&!@(!~

My reply: This is one of the few flames that I've recieved that doesn't involve an anime couple... instead, it condemns the fact that I colored Lina's hair with rainbow colors. o_O Perhaps the person was an ardent traditionalist?

Kiri: YOu suck!! you suck you suck you suck you suck! why do u support Lina & GOurry, huh!?!?! don't u know that Gorrry is a girl thats why he has long haiR!!! anyway if you change your opinon then I Will like your site!!!!!!11

My reply: Heh. ^^; That has GOT to be the stupidest argument I've ever heard!

Laura: FILIA/XELLOSS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!! THEY HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE EACH OTHER!! LINA/XELLOSS ALL THE WAAAAAAYY!!!!!!!!!

My reply: ... IS IT JUST ME, OR DO FLAMERS REALLY LIKE THE CAPSLOCK KEY AND EXCLAMATION MARKS?!?!?!?!?! XD

ChibiZel292: okay... your site is really really coo and ur webdesign is tight but YOU ARE STILLL WRROOONNGG!!!!!! ZELGADIS AND LINA BELONG WITH EACH OTHER!!! THEY'D BE 2GETHER IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT BIG DUMB BLOND THING NAMED GOURRY!!! geez if you change the crappy info on your site then it will be my favorite

My reply: Here we go with the capslock key again. ¬¬

Xelloss Inverse: if you didn't know xelloss and lina should be together because xelloss and lina kissed and because xelloss always flirts with lina and she likes it and then she always blushes and even though you might think that xelloss kisses lina only for fun we don't see him kissing anyone else now do we?!?!!?!

My reply: Damn! o.O Can we say "run-on sentence?"

Samantha: Lina, Amelia, Gourry, and Filia really suck. Zelgadis is the only kewl character. You need a lot more Zel on your website. If you don't do that then I won't come back.

My reply: Picky, picky, picky, aren't we? I'LL be the one deciding what to do with MY website, thankyouverymuch! ^_^

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